Yes, you are hearing correctly. I am going to the gym. Yes, right now. In 5 minutes.
I know, I know, you are saying "sure you are, just like you did for months at a time before".
I am. Gotta get started sometime and that time is now. And yes, I did call in sick today and stayed home. Still, I participated in 2 hour-long conference calls. So I am entitled.
Going to the gym. Bye.