Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I am a Poached Egg

You Are a Poached Egg

You are a competent and successful person. You are obsessed with making sure your life is well organized and scheduled.

You have an incredible sense of focus and determination. You don't let yourself make many mistakes.

You are a high achiever. You like to challenge yourself, and you get great satisfaction from being the best at something.

While you have high standards, you aren't really all that competitive. You only compete with yourself.

Welcome to Wednesday: it's F My Life day

"Today, I got an iPhone. I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Josh. FML"

kudos to F My Life.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Has anyone ever been killed by boredom?

Specifically, boredom at work. I am soooo bored I can't stand it. I am more than current on ALL current events. I know everything that is going on in football, basketball, and hockey. I read the updates on all the blogs I follow almost instantly. I'm bored.

Don't get me wrong, I love my job. It's just that there is absolutely nothing to do at this time. We are still in a holding pattern and will be at least until the middle of October.

Yes, every now and then we get little assignments that will be useful once we actually get started on the project, but being so bored all of the time doesn't even make us want to do the little things.

Have you ever been like this at work? It sucks.

Monday, September 28, 2009

High Potassium levels

More serious yap than usual.

I've been told I have high potassium levels in my blood. They made me get my blood rechecked and still the same. Doc put me on .... something. HCTZ, something like that. I feel better, not normal though.

Lately, I have been having numbness in my right lower leg and right lower arm. Not to the point of pins and needles, just numb and feels extremely weak. Sometimes I can't even pick up my glass for fear of dropping it. Kinda scary, huh?

Doc called again last week and I have to go back next week to talk about all this. And she is disappointed that I stopped my Welbutrin. But it made things worse. I was afraid to even walk for fear of my leg not holding me up.

I mean, the Welbutrin is for my stopping smoking. And I will, but seriously, I was totally miserable those few days feeling like that.

Guess we'll find out more next week.

On another note, another sad note, my Steelers are lacking so far this season. I'm not thrilled.

And on one more note, it's Hockey time! Go Penguins!

Friday, September 25, 2009

TGIF and it's Miller Time and hurray for weekends and ....

I was going to blow this post off today mainly because I want to add to my story. I can't seem to find the right tone at the moment so I can't add to my story.

Which means you get an extremely lame post.

Happy Friday!

Have a nice weekend.


etc., etc.

Thursday, September 24, 2009


Yeah, I made it. Today is my 1 year anniversary in blogging. I am so proud.

Thank you, thank you, Happy Blogoversary Jinxygrrl!

Daydreaming in the daytime

So one day, I am out walking. Just taking a leisurely stroll around the lake. It is probably close to 8:30 in the evening.

"Aaaagh, what the hell?"

Someone's hand reaches around me, where I have landed on my stomach in the grass, and covers my mouth.

"Not another word. Not another sound. Quiet!"

I feel something being wrapped around my right wrist and I start to struggle. Seeming to be much bigger and stronger than me, my attempt to get up is futile. He grabs my left arm from under me and pulls it back to be bound with my right.

"Don't say a word and you won't get hurt. Do you understand?"

I nod my head.

Something is put around my head as a blindfold. What is going on? and who is this? I am thinking. I'm about to go into panic mode, scared to death.

Flipping me over onto my back, and my bound arms, I realize he did a good job with not letting me see anything.

"Who a ar?"

"Enough! I told you no talking. No sounds. No nothing and you won't get hurt."

Another piece of cloth is pushed into my mouth.

"Now, let's see what we have here. A sweet little thing, getting some exercise, near a very secluded lake, all alone. I really don't see another person anywhere, do you? Oh, yeah, you can't see." He laughs.

I am pulled up by my shoulder.

"Let's go for a little walk. We won't go far off the path; I don't want to tire you out yet."

My legs don't seem to want to move and I stumble a bit as I am propelled forward. By the slope of the hill, I can tell we are going away from the lake and away from the closest access to the path.

What should happen next? I am thinking of the usual rape scene, but a nicer version of it. He doesn't hurt her, but turns her on. And they pseudo-make out for an hour or two. Both having climaxed, he takes her over the edge a couple of times.

What do you think? Do you have another suggestion for the next part?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Wednesday, September 24, 2008?

One whole year tomorrow. That's my blogoversary and I am amazed. (I hope I actually remember it tomorrow, when tomorrow comes.)

F My Life wonderful Wednesday

Credit to them.

"Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML."

I don't know. I can't imagine people believe everything they see and read online. I mean, come on. Would you really not question whether someone was married or not out on one of those dating sites?

I am a pessimist and I would have plenty of doubts.

Just me.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Guess what time it is?

It's F My Life time! Yeah.

"Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML"

Superstar on TV!!!!!

My #3 son (sorry you are not seeing his face) on vacation

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


Do you do Sudoku? I do. I am addicted to it. Every morning when I get into work, the first thing I do (after I catch up on email) is open up MSNBC and do the daily Sudoku.

Then I read the comics right below the puzzle.

Then I open up the online USAToday and do that daily Sudoku puzzle. Yes, I am addicted.

How about Mondays? I have lots of catching up to do. I don't normally do the puzzles over the weekend at home, its more of a work ritual.

Also, since as of late, our project is pseudo-on hold and we have nothing to do; I take a few walks, grab the free Washington Post Express and the Times Examiner and after reading them cover to cover, do the Sudoku puzzles in them.

I need a life sometimes.

Friday, September 11, 2009

disney motors

Pittsburgh Steelers Rock!

and those stupid, ass-wipe, towel stomping, cheating bitch Titans suck!

Go my team! Way to kick some ass and get that "W". It's a damn good thing my husband knows nothing about this blog because he is such a HUGE sore loser, just like his Titans.


Disney's All Star Movies Resort - Mighty Ducks building

We stayed here.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wow, it's been a long time.....

I guess I'm back, at least I think I am. I've been on vacation. Took my youngest to Disney World and had a blast. Just he and I. Wow, the walking we did (hoping it was good exercise).

I'll try to get back in the swing of things, I need to. My writing skills are very rusty. Have to work on that.

But for now: