"Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML."
Wow, I don't know, I'm kinda horny now. Let's think about this. I could see this as a chapter in a mystery, couldn't you?
I really hope that the guy was good looking and not some grease-stained vagrant. That would definitely gross me out.
And that's why I don't allow myself to fall asleep on the metro or the buses. No thank you.
What would you do if this happened to you?