complements of F My Life.
"Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized that I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment (sic) across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML"
Could you imagine this happening to you. I mean, don't guys man-handle themselves all the time? How often have you been caught? And what were the surrounding circumstances?