Okay, here is my venture: on Wednesdays I will post a new "F My Life" story. Credit goes to them, they have a great site!
Today I bought a new purple shirt and decided to wear it to this charity function I was going to. I thought I looked pretty good in it. Then I got home and realized I left the sticker on. I had an "XL" sticker on my boob all night. FML.